Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you. under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch. Every man should watch sports center at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. However..the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler..is the only law that suffers the penalty of death. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare incase a friend is in desperate need. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Grilling regardless of weather is always the first choice for cooking. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat 48. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand." 50. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you cant drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex.
The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it (Cameron Ross, Nick Polyzos, Kristina Brockmann, and Drew Westerfield). If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St.
Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured.
" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox.
If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey..wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend..is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.
If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry" 29. It’s understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later.
It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his team. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home) 5. Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be replayed. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used is said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law..a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly..what is not. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you don’t agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support 39. A man will not live in his parent’s house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to Manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.