Dating for engineers

An architect, an artist and a chemical engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The purpose of this examination Is to monitor the IRU operation The IRU? " From the viewpoint of a grammarian I conclude: you're a barbarian!

Following the grammarian cue You ought to call it "IMU" "I am you" is grammatical But--objection--is it logical?

I am I--and--you are you; So, in accord with the logical view It's either "IMI" or "URU".

Fortunately the device Cares not at all about this advice: Completely ignorant of its name It functions properly all the same.

You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault." A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole.

So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures--the whole thing is just a mess.An engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.After the engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs."Isn't that just like an engineer, we're looking for the height and he gives us the length." Chocolate Chip Cookies Ingredients: 1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten 2.) 4.9 cm3 Na HCO3 3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite 4.) 236 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride 5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11 6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11 7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde 8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein ovoids 9.) 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao 10.) 236 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10) To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation.In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogeneous.To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogeneous mixture in reactor #1.